Senior Citizens Lament
I thought
I’d let my doctor check me
‘cause I
didn’t feel quite right,
All those
aches and pains annoyed me and
I couldn’t
sleep at night.
He could
find no real disorder,
But he
wouldn’t let it rest.
What with
Medicare and Blue Cross,
It wouldn’t
hurt to do some tests.
To the
hospital he sent me,
Though I
didn’t feel that bad.
He arranged
for them to give me
Ever test
that could be had.
I was fluoroscoped
and cystoscoped,
My aging
frame displayed,
Stripped
upon an ice cold table
Where my
gizzards were x-rayed.
I was
checked for worms and parasites,
For fungus
and the crud,
While they
pierced me with long needles,
Taking
samples of my blood.
Doctors came
in to check me over,
Probed and
pushed and poked around
And to make
sure I was living, they
Wired me for
sound.
They finally
concluded their results that
Filled up
more than a page,
What I have
will someday kill me,
My
affliction is old age!