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True or False.

This is meant to be humorous, not malicious.  My own wife is overbearing at times, but she can sing like a bird....so every morning when I awake and look at her lying there, I gently rouse her and say " Dang woman...wake up and sing something!"



You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'


A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.

Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.


When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.


A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying."


A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'


Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.'


Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.


If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.


Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.


First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'


'A Man's Prayer'

Dear Lord, I pray for:


So that I might understand a woman. For 

Love  that I may forgive her , and for


 to cope with her many moods, but Lord, I pray do not give

me  Strength so that I may not beat her to death'

Music: When You Wish Upon A Star